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What Gives People Feelings Of Power

What Gives People Feelings Of Power
Nothing says "I'm basically a tech wizard" like casually typing commands in a terminal while non-programmers watch in awe. Money and status? Pathetic. But watching someone's eyes widen as you cd into a directory and run ls -la ? Pure, unfiltered dopamine. The best part is when you throw in some completely unnecessary commands just for the theatrical effect. sudo something. Anything. Watch them gasp.

What Gives People Feelings Of Power

What Gives People Feelings Of Power
Nothing beats the rush of typing sudo rm -rf / and watching your non-technical friend's eyes widen in horror. The terminal is our lightsaber—elegant, powerful, and completely mystifying to the uninitiated. While the wealthy flex with sports cars and the executives with corner offices, we developers assert dominance by furiously typing green text on a black background. The best part? They think we're hacking the Pentagon when we're just checking if the server is up.

Forget Money And Status, I Have The Terminal!

Forget Money And Status, I Have The Terminal!
Nothing screams "tech superiority" quite like typing cryptic commands in a black terminal while your non-technical friend watches in bewildered horror. The raw power that courses through your veins when you sudo apt-get update in front of someone who thinks you're hacking the Pentagon is simply unmatched. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy restaurants, but making eye contact with someone while you casually pipe grep output to awk? That's the kind of high no offshore account can provide.

The Ultimate Power Trip: Mkdir

The Ultimate Power Trip: Mkdir
Nothing quite like the rush of typing mkdir -p /some/complex/path while someone watches over your shoulder. They think you're hacking the Pentagon, but you're just creating a directory. The terminal is our lightsaber – elegant, powerful, and completely mystifying to the uninitiated. Sure, money buys yachts and status gets you into fancy parties, but making a non-programmer's jaw drop by using basic bash commands? Priceless. And we don't even have the heart to tell them it's the digital equivalent of using a hammer.