Non-programmer Memes

When your non-technical manager asks you to explain the difference between a string and a thread, and you realize they're about to assign you to a multithreading project based on their understanding of "multi-stringing." Sure, they're both just... things that hold stuff together, right? One holds characters, the other holds execution contexts. Totally the same. Can't wait for the sprint planning where they ask why we can't just concatenate threads like we do with strings. This is why we drink coffee by the gallon.