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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Nerdy flirting Memes
Posts tagged with Nerdy flirting
The Standard I/O Of Love
C++
Programming
8 months ago
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The smoothest pickup line in the C language universe. Referencing stdio.h (standard input/output header) with a hashtag for #include is basically the programmer equivalent of sliding into DMs. Guaranteed to work 60% of the time, every time. The only compiler error you'll get is if they respond with "Sorry, I prefer Python."
She Didn't C That Coming
C++
Programming
8 months ago
333.6K views
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OMG, the AUDACITY of this pick-up line! 💀 For the uninitiated souls: stdio.h is the standard input/output header file in C programming that you MUST #include if you want your program to actually, you know, FUNCTION like a normal member of society. This programmer is basically saying "I can't possibly exist without you" in the nerdiest way humanly possible. It's the digital equivalent of writing a sonnet except WORSE because it involves SYNTAX. The absolute DESPERATION of turning basic programming requirements into romance is just... *chef's kiss* tragic brilliance.
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