Multi-factor-authentication Memes

GitHub's security priorities are... interesting. Someone trying to hijack your account? Here's a tiny gate that a toddler could step over. But YOU, the actual account owner, trying to log in from your new laptop? Time to deploy Fort Knox with every lock known to humanity. You'll need your password, your 2FA code, a verification email, possibly a carrier pigeon with a signed affidavit, and GitHub will still send you a suspicious activity alert. Meanwhile, actual attackers are probably just vibing with that decorative fence that wouldn't stop a determined squirrel. The best part? After jumping through all those security hoops, GitHub will ask you to verify this device again in 30 days. Because apparently, your laptop might grow legs and become someone else's property.