Monolithic Memes

When you finally discover microservices and suddenly your monolithic codebase feels like that embarrassing childhood friend you've outgrown. MCPs (Master Control Programs—those giant, unwieldy monolithic applications) getting tossed aside faster than deprecated jQuery plugins. The Dev here represents every engineer who just attended their first Docker workshop and now thinks splitting a perfectly functional app into 47 different services communicating through REST APIs is peak architecture. Sure, your deployment pipeline now takes 3 hours instead of 10 minutes, and you need a PhD to debug anything, but at least you can tell people at meetups that you "do microservices." Reality check: Sometimes that monolith was actually holding things together pretty well, but we don't talk about that after we've already rewritten everything.