Model-release Memes

The AI arms race has gotten so ridiculous that tech companies are now dropping new models faster than JavaScript frameworks. You go to sleep with GPT-4, wake up and there's Claude Opus 3.5, Gemini Ultra Pro Max Plus, and apparently something called "Bonjour" that just emerged from the snow. The release cycle is literally measured in hours now—your production environment is already two generations behind by the time you finish reading the changelog. At least the polar bear looks polite about making your entire tech stack obsolete before breakfast.