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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Messy room Memes

Posts tagged with Messy room

The L1 Cache Clothing Architecture

Algorithms Programming Hardware
4 months ago 136.4K views 0 shares
The L1 Cache Clothing Architecture
The perfect excuse doesn't exi— Listen, that pile of clothes on my chair isn't laziness, it's optimized architecture . Just like an L1 cache in your CPU gives lightning-fast access to frequently needed data, my chair-based clothing system provides O(1) constant time access to my favorite hoodie. The bigger the pile, the fewer cache misses. Having to open the closet? That's basically a memory fetch penalty! You want me refactoring my wardrobe when I could be shipping code? Next time your mom questions your "system," just explain it's not mess—it's high-performance computing principles applied to real life.

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