Memory segmentation Memes

When you've got 512GB of RAM and your stack and heap are still fighting over territory like they're in a real estate war. By the year 2950, we'll have more memory than we know what to do with, yet we're still dividing it up into the same old segments like it's 1970. The text section is chilling at the bottom taking up basically nothing, while the stack and heap have enough room to host their own separate universes but still insist on growing toward each other. It's like giving two introverts a mansion and watching them awkwardly avoid each other in the hallways. Moore's Law kept its promise, but memory management stayed petty.