Marriage Memes

Someone built an absolute beast of a gaming rig with a Ryzen 7 9800X3D, RTX 4080, liquid cooling, and a 360Hz ultrawide monitor—only to use it exclusively for Fortnite on lowest settings at 1250 FPS uncapped. Now they're liquidating the entire setup because "it's time to move on" after getting married. The best part? They claim "no hard stress testing or benchmarking ever done" on hardware that could render the entire Matrix in real-time, but was instead relegated to battle royale duty. That's like buying a Ferrari and only driving it to check the mailbox. Marriage DLC apparently comes with a mandatory uninstall of the Gaming Hobby package. The patch notes didn't mention this feature, but here we are. RIP to another fallen gamer's RGB dreams.