Main-vs-master Memes

So Git decided to rename "master" to "main" for inclusivity reasons, which is cool and all. But then some absolute psychopath suggested "trunk" as an alternative because SVN nostalgia or something. Like, we're out here trying to make version control friendlier and someone's like "let's name it after a large storage compartment in a car." The face progression says it all—going from happy acceptance of change to pure existential dread at the thought of typing "git push origin trunk" for the rest of your career. Trunk-based development is already a thing, so now we've got namespace collision in our terminology. Chef's kiss of confusion.