Loki Memes

You know you've entered dangerous territory when Claude (or any AI assistant) starts suggesting Git commands and you just copy-paste them without reading. One git rebase -i here, a git reset --hard there, maybe a cheeky git reflog to "fix" things, and suddenly your repository has more divergent branches than the entire MCU timeline. The Loki reference is chef's kiss because just like the TVA dealing with infinite timeline variants, you're now staring at a commit graph that looks like spaghetti had a baby with a neural network diagram. Your git log --graph --all output probably needs its own scroll bar at this point. Pro tip: Maybe read what the AI suggests before executing commands that can literally rewrite history. Or don't, and enjoy explaining to your team why the main branch now exists in 47 parallel universes.