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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Posts tagged with Laptop-history

Apparently He's Still Comfortable

Hardware Programming
6 months ago 271.8K views 0 shares
Apparently He's Still Comfortable
Back in 1980, before the laptop blessed humanity with portable computing, people were out here balancing ENTIRE desktop setups on their laps like absolute maniacs. My guy is literally in bed with a full monitor, keyboard, mouse, and what appears to be the entire server room's worth of cables tangled across the sheets, while his partner contemplates every life choice that led to this moment. The commitment is honestly inspiring. No ergonomics? No problem. Cables everywhere creating a fire hazard? Who cares. Girlfriend giving you the death stare? Irrelevant. The grind never stops, even when your "portable" computer weighs 47 pounds and requires its own zip code. Truly, the laptop didn't invent working from bed—it just made it slightly less likely to result in a chiropractor visit and a breakup.

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Only Option Remaining

Only Option Remaining

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(CTO) Apple 14-inch MacBook Pro: M5 Max chip w 18-core CPU - 40-core GPU, 64GB, 2TB, Space Black, 96W - Z1ML00055 - (2026)

(CTO) Apple 14-inch MacBook Pro: M5 Max chip w 18-core CPU - 40-core GPU, 64GB, 2TB, Space Black, 96W - Z1ML00055 - (2026)

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Just started college and learning C++. Seems like I’m headed in the wrong direction.

Just started college and learning C++. Seems like I’m headed in the wrong direction.

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23.7K views 3 years ago