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Say Hi In Your Mother Language
C++ Programming
22 days ago 91.7K views 0 shares
Say Hi In Your Mother Language
When someone asks to say "hi" in your mother tongue but your ACTUAL mother tongue is C++! 💀 The audacity of this programmer responding to "say hi in your mother language" with a full-blown C++ code snippet that outputs "Hi" is just... *chef's kiss*. While everyone else is typing "hola" and "bonjour," this coding warrior decided their native language is strictly semicolon-based. Their birth certificate probably has a memory allocation error.

Just Because You Could Doesn't Mean You Should
Python C++ Programming
1 month ago 77.2K views 0 shares
Just Because You Could Doesn't Mean You Should
Oh the beautiful abomination of mixing Python with C++ syntax! This code is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza AND dipping it in chocolate sauce. The madlad imported iostream in Python and then used C++'s cout << syntax inside a Python function. The most cursed part? It actually works! The terminal shows the output "Hello" because Python's flexible import system let this crime against nature run successfully. This is what happens when you know too many languages and decide to play god with syntax. Your code reviewer is probably having a seizure right now.

Don't Be Stuck In The Past
C++ Programming
1 month ago 81.2K views 0 shares
Don't Be Stuck In The Past
The evolution of a C++ developer's formatting skills in one perfect image. Top panel: the prehistoric way of formatting output with printf() and those cryptic format specifiers that feel like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. Bottom panel: the enlightened approach using C++ streams with all those fancy manipulators that make your code look like you're conducting a symphony orchestra. It's like going from "I bash rocks together to make fire" to "I adjust the temperature on my smart thermostat with voice commands." Progress!