Io-ports Memes

Remember when you could plug in literally anything without needing a dongle? Yeah, those days are gone. Tech companies heard "minimalism" once and decided the solution was to remove every useful port from existence. You've got USB-A, USB-C, HDMI, DisplayPort, Ethernet, and audio jacks all living in harmony on that beautiful I/O panel. It's a developer's dream—plug in your keyboard, mouse, three monitors, external drives, and still have ports left over for that random Arduino project. But no. Instead we get one lonely USB-C port that does everything and nothing at the same time. Need to charge your laptop while using an external monitor and transferring files? Better invest in a $200 hub that'll break in six months. The irony is they call it "innovation" while selling you back the functionality you already had, just with extra steps and adapters.