Io-panel Memes

Tech companies spent years convincing us that "courage" means removing every port from our devices and forcing us to buy $40 dongles. Meanwhile, we're sitting here with 47 USB devices, 3 monitors, an ethernet cable, and a desperate need for more than two USB-C ports that share bandwidth like it's a communist utopia. The bottom panel shows what actual professionals need—a motherboard I/O panel that looks like the cockpit of a Boeing 747. Multiple HDMI ports, a small army of USB ports in various flavors, and enough connectivity options to make a network engineer weep with joy. But nope, instead we get sleek aluminum rectangles with two ports and a prayer. The dongle industry thanks you for your sacrifice.