Invoke-webrequest Memes

OH MY GODDD! Microsoft's obsession with verbosity is the GREATEST TRAGEDY of our time! 😱 Why use simple, elegant commands like 'wget' when you can TORTURE your fingers typing 'Invoke-WebRequest'?! PowerShell developers sitting in their evil lair like "MUAHAHA, let's make them type SEVENTEEN EXTRA CHARACTERS!" The dark side Kermit perfectly represents that Microsoft executive who wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE against our wrists and sanity. Brevity? Never heard of her!