Investing Memes

You know that guy who bought 0.0003 shares of NVDA and now suddenly thinks he's Jensen Huang? Yeah, he's now an expert on GPU architecture, CUDA cores, and why his $10 investment is definitely going to fund his retirement. Meanwhile he's refreshing Robinhood every 30 seconds like it's a production server going down. The best part? He'll start giving you unsolicited advice about "training your own models" while his entire portfolio couldn't even rent a single H100 for an hour. But hey, we've all been there—difference is most of us just stuck to overengineering our side projects instead of becoming armchair AI investors.