You know that guy who bought 0.0003 shares of NVDA and now suddenly thinks he's Jensen Huang? Yeah, he's now an expert on GPU architecture, CUDA cores, and why his $10 investment is definitely going to fund his retirement. Meanwhile he's refreshing Robinhood every 30 seconds like it's a production server going down. The best part? He'll start giving you unsolicited advice about "training your own models" while his entire portfolio couldn't even rent a single H100 for an hour. But hey, we've all been there—difference is most of us just stuck to overengineering our side projects instead of becoming armchair AI investors.