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What Do You Mean It's Unsafe

What Do You Mean It's Unsafe
Oh honey, someone just discovered the ancient art of returning uninitialized variables and thought they invented a NEW random number generator! The top panel shows someone actually doing their due diligence with proper C++ random generation—random_device, mt19937, uniform distribution, the whole nine yards. It's like following a recipe with actual measurements. But then the bottom panel? *Chef's kiss* of chaos! Just declare an int, don't initialize it, and return whatever garbage value happens to be sitting in that memory location. It's not a bug, it's a FEATURE called "undefined behavior"—the spiciest kind of randomness where your program might return 42, might return 2847362, or might summon a demon from the void. Truly random! Truly terrifying! Truly the kind of code that makes senior devs weep into their keyboards. Fun fact: This is exactly why Rust developers never shut up about memory safety. They've seen things. Horrible, uninitialized things.

Initialize Your Off Diagonals

Initialize Your Off Diagonals
When you only initialize the diagonal values in your matrix, the compiler fills the rest with garbage that looks suspiciously like scientific notation for zero. Now your matrix is basically a Bond villain—looks impressive in a tuxedo but threatens you with memory garbage and potential matrix inversion disasters. Next time, initialize all your values unless you enjoy playing Russian roulette with your linear algebra operations.