Indiegame Memes

The indie game dev experience in one perfect image. While everyone else is labeled "ME" doing all the visible work, there's that one poor soul circled in blue labeled "ALSO ME" clinging to the back of the car for dear life. That's your sanity hanging on by a thread while you try to be a one-person game studio. "I'll just wear all the hats," you said. "How hard could it be?" you asked. Now you're simultaneously the coder fixing bugs, the artist tweaking pixels, the marketer crafting tweets, and somehow still your own worst enemy sabotaging the whole operation with feature creep. The vehicle is somehow still moving forward though, so... success?

Congratulations! You've achieved the impossible: making a game so beautiful that players are mad it doesn't suck more. This reviewer is basically saying "How dare you make something gorgeous without forcing me to solve obscure puzzles where I need to combine a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?" The "finished within Steam's refund window" comment is the chef's kiss of backhanded compliments. Nothing says "your art is wasted" like someone timing their gameplay to maximize their financial efficiency. Next time, maybe add some deliberately frustrating gameplay elements? Perhaps force players to type commands like it's 1985, or add some game-breaking bugs for "authenticity." That'll teach you to make something beautiful but accessible!