Human brain Memes

Sam Altman just discovered that the human brain runs on approximately 20 watts and stores up to 2.5 petabytes of data. Meanwhile, his AI data centers consume enough electricity to power a small country and need liquid cooling systems that could double as a spa. The cost-benefit analysis here is *chef's kiss*. Why spend billions on GPUs and cooling infrastructure when you could just... hire people? But no, that would be too simple. Instead, let's build Matrix-style human farms where we harvest brain power. OpenAI's next funding round: "We're pivoting to wetware computing." The real question is whether the humans get stock options or just a feeding tube and Netflix.