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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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I'm Such A Good Programmer, I Did Tetris In Only 8 Lines!

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21 days ago 96.6M views 0 shares
I'm Such A Good Programmer, I Did Tetris In Only 8 Lines!
Sure, technically it's 8 lines... if you consider each line to be approximately 400 characters of horizontally scrolled nightmare fuel. Line 7 alone looks like someone dumped the entire game logic into a blender and hit "minify" until their keyboard started crying. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I cleaned my room" when you just shoved everything under the bed. Yeah buddy, you wrote Tetris in 8 lines the same way I can fit my entire wardrobe in one suitcase—by completely ignoring the concept of organization and any semblance of readability. The best part? The status bar at the bottom proudly displays "length: 2928" like a participation trophy for crimes against code maintainability. Good luck debugging that when your collision detection decides to take a vacation.

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