Hiring-satire Memes

Game industry recruiters really said "let's ask for the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe worth of experience" and then slapped "Entry Level" on a 4-month contract. Because nothing screams "entry level" like needing to be a bestselling novelist, Unity master, del Toro collaborator, AND having the social skills to lead an acapella group while living within 2.7 miles of their office. The "Nice to Haves" section is particularly chef's kiss—forklift certification and ping pong skills are apparently equivalent qualifications. Also love how they want someone with 12 years of experience in a genre that's existed for 2 years, plus encyclopedic knowledge of a franchise they won't even name. Very reasonable. And after demanding you be a polymath Renaissance person who moonlights as a Twitch streamer with 3,000 subscribers, they'll generously pay you for 4 months before ghosting you. But hey, diverse candidates encouraged! Nothing says "we value diversity" like requirements that would make Leonardo da Vinci feel underqualified. 397 applicants already applied btw. The bar is on the floor, yet somehow also in orbit.