Herman miller Memes

Ah, the classic tech bro paradox. Drop $5K on the latest MacBook Pro with every spec maxed out and another $1.5K on an ergonomic throne because "it's an investment in my productivity," but God forbid spending $30 on a new t-shirt that doesn't have a Node.js logo and pizza stains from a hackathon in 2017. I've watched junior devs justify $400 mechanical keyboards while wearing the same three faded startup shirts in rotation. The cognitive dissonance is truly our industry's most reliable feature. Still more consistent than our production environments.