Heaven Memes

DENIED ENTRY TO HEAVEN FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY: taking more than 5 minutes in daily stand-ups! 💀 St. Peter is LITERALLY keeping receipts at the pearly gates! That 15-minute "quick sync" where you droned on about your JIRA tickets for half an hour? STRAIGHT TO THE UNDERWORLD, SUSAN! Even eternal salvation has its limits, and apparently they're drawn at "just one more thing before we wrap up..."