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We Should've Listen To Todd
Gamedev Hardware Windows
16 days ago 4.8M views 0 shares
We Should've Listen To Todd
When Todd Howard tells you on live television that maybe, just MAYBE, you'll need to upgrade your potato PC to run their game, and the entire gaming community collectively goes "nah, they're just being dramatic" — only to discover that Starfield runs like a slideshow presentation from 2003. The man literally gave everyone a heads up that they "push the technology" but nobody wanted to believe that Bethesda actually optimized something SO WELL that it requires actual hardware to run it. The irony is absolutely *chef's kiss* — Bethesda finally makes a game that's NOT held back by ancient console hardware, and gamers are shocked that their trusty GTX 1060 can't handle it. Todd tried to warn us, but we were too busy making "it just works" memes to listen.

Tpm 2.0? Never Heard Of Her
Linux Windows Microsoft Hardware
5 months ago 485.9K views 0 shares
Tpm 2.0? Never Heard Of Her
Windows 11 really said "you need a gaming rig from the future" and then watched a beast PC with more RGB than a unicorn convention get rejected for not having TPM 2.0. Meanwhile, Linux is over here installing on a literal Raspberry Pi in a cardboard box like "yeah, this'll do just fine." 💀 The absolute AUDACITY of Microsoft demanding strict hardware requirements while Linux will happily run on a potato powered by two AA batteries and pure determination. Your $3000 gaming setup? Not good enough. A single-board computer that costs less than lunch? Linux says "welcome home, friend." TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) is that security chip Microsoft suddenly decided was non-negotiable for Windows 11, leaving perfectly good PCs in the dust while Linux users are out here breathing new life into hardware that predates the iPhone.

The Official Support List Of Windows 11 Is A Massive Joke And Can Be Easily Bypassed
Windows Microsoft Hardware Security
7 months ago 479.9K views 0 shares
The Official Support List Of Windows 11 Is A Massive Joke And Can Be Easily Bypassed
Microsoft really said "security first" and then rejected a perfectly good i5-7500 from 2017 that has TPM 2.0 and Secure Boot, while somehow blessing a Celeron N4020—a chip so slow it makes dial-up internet look responsive. The N4020 is literally a budget processor designed for Chromebook-tier performance, yet it made the cut because... it's newer? The kicker is that you can bypass these arbitrary restrictions with a simple registry edit or installation workaround, proving Microsoft's "strict hardware requirements" are about as enforceable as a "Do Not Enter" sign made of tissue paper. They created this whole TPM 2.0 security theater, then left the back door wide open. Classic Microsoft energy: make arbitrary rules that inconvenience users, then make them easy enough to bypass that the only people who suffer are non-technical users who actually follow the rules.

Game Dev Death Match
Gamedev Unity Hardware Physics Programming
1 year ago 578.2K views 1 shares
Game Dev Death Match
The epic showdown nobody expected: Old-school pirate-themed game engines vs. modern anime girl physics engines! Left side shows "THE STRONGEST GAMEDEV IN HISTORY" with a menacing skull pirate that ran smoothly on a Pentium II with 4MB of RAM. Meanwhile, "THE STRONGEST GAMEDEV OF TODAY" features a cute anime character whose hair physics alone requires a NASA supercomputer and makes your GPU beg for mercy. Your RTX 4090 isn't sweating because of ray tracing—it's calculating each individual strand of that anime girl's hair during a gentle breeze.

Supercomputer Vs. Menu Screen: The Epic Battle
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
1 year ago 369.3K views 0 shares
Supercomputer Vs. Menu Screen: The Epic Battle
Ah, the classic gaming paradox! You've got hardware that could probably launch a spacecraft to Mars: 128-core CPU, RTX 4090 with 24GB VRAM, 256GB of RAM, and an 8TB NVME SSD that could store the entire Library of Congress. And what does Unreal Engine 5 do with all this computational might? Struggle to hit 25 FPS in a menu screen . It's like buying a Formula 1 car and using it exclusively to pick up groceries at 5mph. Those fancy ray-tracing acronyms (DLSS/FSR/XeSS) are just there to make you feel better about your $5000 investment that's being brought to its knees by some shiny buttons and particle effects. Remember when games used to run at 60 FPS on a potato? Pepperidge Farm remembers.