Hardcoded-logic Memes

So someone decided to build their own LLM by hardcoding if-statements for every possible input. Genius move, really. Just check if the input equals "Hello" and spit out a pre-written response. That's definitely how neural networks work. The best part? The responses get progressively more unhinged. Started strong with "ChudGPT" introducing itself, then offering to do math homework (1+1=2, groundbreaking stuff), and eventually just giving up with "Like 2? I don't know, bro" when asked about strawberries. By the time we get to the USB ports question, it's literally just regurgitating Reddit advice about killing yourself. Very helpful, very intelligent. Nothing screams "large language model" quite like a giant switch statement. Billions in VC funding? Nah, just need some good ol' string comparison. This is basically how non-technical people think AI works, and honestly? They might not be that far off sometimes.