Github-down Memes

You know your entire development workflow is held together by duct tape and prayers when GitHub goes down and suddenly nobody can push, pull, or pretend to be productive. The counter resets to zero faster than a production server after someone pushes directly to main. We've collectively become so dependent on GitHub that even a 5-minute outage feels like the apocalypse—can't clone repos, can't check that one Stack Overflow answer you bookmarked as a gist, can't even flex your green contribution squares. The best part? Everyone immediately rushes to Twitter to confirm it's not just their internet, creating a beautiful symphony of developer panic. Meanwhile, that one senior dev who still uses SVN is sitting there smugly with their local repositories, completely unbothered.