Git-squash Memes

Step 3: Carefully squash 128 commits into one beautiful, atomic commit. Step 4: Execute the rebase and watch in horror as your entire commit history collapses into a singularity of pure chaos, leaving you with one maximally terrifying slice of git hell. The "carefully" part is chef's kiss irony. Nothing says "careful" like watching your entire feature branch implode because you got a little too confident with interactive rebase. Now you're sitting there with merge conflicts from commits that don't even exist anymore, questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. Pro tip: This is why git reflog exists. It's basically the undo button for when you inevitably nuke your git history into oblivion.