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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Genome Memes

Posts tagged with Genome

Great Idea

Rust Programming
5 months ago 980.2K views 0 shares
Great Idea
So you're telling me we could use the four nucleotides that literally power all biological life on Earth, the same building blocks that have been battle-tested for billions of years... or we could rewrite the entire human genome sequence in Rust because "memory safety"? Look, I get it. Rust evangelists have moved past just rewriting JavaScript frameworks and operating systems. We're going full bioinformatics now. Why settle for DNA's proven track record when you could have zero-cost abstractions and fearless concurrency at the molecular level? Cancer cells can't cause memory leaks if the borrow checker won't let them compile. Next week someone's gonna propose rewriting the laws of physics in Rust because C++ has undefined behavior and gravity keeps causing segfaults.

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Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

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First foldable phones now this

First foldable phones now this

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