Game-publishing Memes

Someone proudly announces they made a game using Fable 5, gets congratulated and asked about their launch plans, then immediately admits they have absolutely zero clue about launching or publishing. Classic "I can code but business is hard" energy. It's like building a rocket in your garage and then realizing you don't know how airports work. You spent months perfecting the gameplay loop, but deployment? Marketing? App store submissions? Those are just minor details you'll figure out... eventually... maybe. The confidence-to-knowledge ratio here is absolutely chef's kiss. Nothing says "indie game dev" quite like finishing your passion project and then panic-googling "how to publish game" at 3 AM.