Function-wrapper Memes

When you're so nervous about your first project that you accidentally create a function that takes a parameter, adds type hints, specifies a return type... and then just calls print() on that exact parameter. Then you call it with the string "print" because apparently recursion wasn't confusing enough, so why not add some meta-chaos? The function signature screams "I read the documentation!" while the implementation whispers "I have no idea what I'm doing." It's like showing up to a job interview in a three-piece suit and then asking if they have crayons. The nervous energy is palpable—this person added type annotations like they're collecting Pokemon badges but forgot the actual logic part of programming. Bonus points for the function literally just being a wrapper around print(). That's not abstraction, that's procrastination with extra steps.