Followers Memes

In the tech kingdom, having 500 GitHub followers makes you actual coding royalty. Meanwhile, 2 million YouTube subscribers is just another Tuesday for content creators. The brutal truth? That GitHub knight earned those followers through blood, sweat, and carpal tunnel—one commit at a time. No algorithm boosting you for saying "smash that star button." Just pure, hard-earned respect from fellow developers who actually understand what you're doing. 500 GitHub followers means you've probably saved thousands of developers from contemplating career changes at 3 AM.

Two lonely devs complaining about having zero GitHub followers while the obvious solution stares them in the face. It's like watching two people dying of thirst while standing next to a water fountain. The second dev even added the sad face emoticon for maximum pity points. The real tragedy? They both managed to increment their comment count (++11 and ++1) but couldn't figure out how to increment their follower count. Classic programmer mindset - can write complex algorithms but can't solve the simplest social problem.