Flag library Memes

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of Go's standard CLI library using a single dash for long options! I'm literally SHAKING right now. While every civilized language on this forsaken planet uses double dashes like "--option", Go just HAD to be different with its "-option" format. The TRAUMA of typing the wrong number of dashes and watching your program implode is just TOO MUCH to bear! This is why relationships with programming languages end, people! It's not me, Go, IT'S YOU and your dash-related commitment issues! 💅