Fishing Memes

You boot up Skyrim to finally finish the main quest. Three hundred hours later, you're a master fisherman with seventeen adopted children, three houses, and you've never even been to High Hrothgar. The dragons can wait—there's a legendary salmon in that river. Every open-world RPG becomes a side quest simulator. The main storyline is just that annoying notification you keep dismissing while you perfect your virtual fishing empire. Alduin destroying the world? Sure, but first let me check if this pond has any rare catches. The real endgame is always collecting every possible item, maxing out every skill tree, and completely ignoring the urgent apocalyptic threat the game keeps screaming about. Peak gaming efficiency.