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Reddit's Cutting-Edge AI Solution

Python AI Programming Algorithms

9 months ago 354.4K views 0 shares

Reddit's Cutting-Edge AI Solution

Behold, peak technological innovation! Reddit admins fighting the AI menace with... *checks notes*... a string comparison. Next up: solving climate change by searching for the word "hot" and deleting those posts too. The irony of using the most basic Python script imaginable to combat advanced AI is just *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a CS professor is weeping into their algorithms textbook.

SQL Query For Dating: Error In Social Logic

Databases Programming

9 months ago 322.3K views 0 shares

SQL Query For Dating: Error In Social Logic

Oh boy, this shirt is basically an SQL query for dating preferences, written by someone who clearly needs to update their human interaction drivers. The query starts off innocently enough with SELECT * FROM "GIRLS" WHERE age BETWEEN 18 and 20 (standard database filtering), but then spirals into a creepy checklist with boyfriend = false , is_cute = true , etc. The real bug in this code isn't the syntax—it's the programmer's social algorithm. Guaranteed to return ERROR: No matches found (and several restraining orders). The perfect shirt for announcing "I treat women like database entries" to the entire coffee shop!