File-indexing Memes

Nothing says "I work on products nobody uses" quite like being the lead developer on Windows Search. You know, that feature that's been broken since Vista and somehow gets worse with every update. The dad's reaction is perfectly justified—his daughter just told him her son-in-law works on the digital equivalent of a dumpster fire. Windows Search is so notoriously terrible that even Microsoft employees probably use Everything or grep to find their files. Being proud of leading that team is like bragging about being the captain of the Titanic's maintenance crew.