Feature not implemented Memes

Game devs will spend months perfecting realistic water physics and lighting effects, then slap up an invisible wall with a sign that says "PLEASE DO NOT SWIM - There isn't an animation for it." Because why animate swimming when you can just... not let players swim? The brutal honesty is what kills me. No lore-friendly excuse like "dangerous currents" or "shark-infested waters." Just straight up admitting they didn't feel like animating it. That's the kind of transparent laziness I can respect. Ship it.