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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Father's day Memes

Posts tagged with Father's day

The Dad.h Header File We All Need

C++ Programming Csharp
7 months ago 150.6K views 0 shares
The Dad.h Header File We All Need
Congratulations, you've received the ultimate programmer dad gift - a mug that basically declares your father superior to all other fathers using C syntax. The code iterates through all dads in existence, marks yours as kBestDad , and relegates everyone else's to kRegularDad status. It's basically a Father's Day card written by someone who thinks semicolons are punctuation marks for real life conversations. The only thing missing is a function that prints "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" whenever you mention food.

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