Fake-programmers Memes

So she's into programming? Great! Her favorite language is C-Hash? Immediate red flag . Either she's never actually written a line of code in her life, or she's been spending too much time on LinkedIn where people unironically call it "C-Hash" and think CSS is a programming language. The disappointment is palpable and justified. It's like finding out someone who claims to love coffee exclusively drinks instant Folgers. Sure, technically it's coffee, but we both know what's really going on here.