Fake-contributions Memes

When you look at a project's contributor list and realize it's basically one person with 47 different GitHub accounts pretending to be a thriving open-source community. That one dog in a sea of sheep? Yeah, that's the actual developer doing all the work while the rest are just placeholder avatars, bots, or that one guy who fixed a typo in the README and never came back. The sheep are all identical because let's be real—half those contributors probably just ran git commit --allow-empty to look productive. Classic open-source theater where the contributor graph looks impressive until you check the actual commits and find out Steve did literally everything while everyone else argued about tabs vs spaces in the discussions.