Expensive-ai Memes

Imagine begging an AI chatbot to go outside and it literally BANKRUPTS you for the suggestion. Claude out here charging premium rates just to tell you what your mom's been saying for free. "Hey Claude, remind me to take a break" - *DING* that'll be $47.99 in API credits, thank you very much! The absolute AUDACITY of needing AI assistance to remember that sunlight exists. Next update: a skill called /pay-rent that drains your entire bank account and a /get-a-life command that costs more than therapy.