Etymology Memes

Guy spends four panels explaining the increasingly convoluted etymology of "SQL" pronunciation—from "ESS-CUE-ELL" being technically correct as an acronym, to "SEQUEL" being a reference to some ancient database language nobody remembers, to "SQUARE" being the original-original name because apparently someone in the 70s thought that sounded professional. Then Batman just slaps him mid-rant because literally nobody cares. You can say "sequel" or spell it out letter by letter. Your DBA isn't going to revoke your credentials over pronunciation. The queries run the same either way. It's the database equivalent of arguing about gif vs jif. Just pick one and move on with your life. The tables don't judge you.