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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Ephemeral Memes

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Erase Disk On Wake Up

Docker Devops Cloud Programming
2 months ago 75.4M views 0 shares
Erase Disk On Wake Up
Your brain really just drops this existential horror right before bed. Every time you sleep, you're essentially spinning up a fresh VM instance with no persistent storage. Dreams? Those are just your brain's equivalent of running random test data through a freshly provisioned system that has zero context about yesterday's deployment. No backups, no snapshots, just pure ephemeral compute that gets wiped the moment you wake up. Sleep is basically docker run --rm brain:latest and your consciousness gets garbage collected at dawn.

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