Engineering-team Memes

Upper deck's packed with C-suite executives having strategic meetings about synergy and KPIs, while the lone IC (Individual Contributor) is down in the engine room actually rowing the sinking ship. Two CTOs though? That's efficiency right there. Nothing says "lean engineering team" quite like having more chiefs than the entire Native American population and one engineer doing all the actual work. The EM hanging off the side is the perfect touch—middle management literally falling off the boat while trying to shield everyone from the reality that they're taking on water.