Emergency-procedures Memes

The developer's emergency protocol that's actually more important than the building evacuation plan. Step 1 shows the real priority: git add . , git commit -m "WIP" , git push . Because losing your uncommitted changes is scarier than actual flames. The beauty here is that Step 2 involves waking your teammates (gotta make sure they save their work too), Step 3 reminds you to close windows (fire safety AND security-conscious!), and Steps 4-5 are standard evacuation procedures. But let's be real—if you skip Step 1, you're gonna be thinking about those unsaved changes while standing in the parking lot watching the building burn. That "WIP" commit message though? Work In Progress becomes "Wildfire Interrupted Programming" in this context. Your future self reviewing the git history will know exactly what went down that day.