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Friends With Benefits
Csharp Microsoft Programming Backend
23 days ago 68.9K views 0 shares
Friends With Benefits
Ah yes, the classic tech job posting paradox. "We want a senior C# developer with 3+ years experience in Microsoft stack, but we'll pay you less than what a Starbucks barista makes in Seattle." But don't worry, you get the privilege of wearing jeans to work and there's free parking! Because nothing says "we value your expertise in building complex enterprise applications" quite like saving £5 on parking fees. The real benefit package is getting to explain to your landlord that your rent might be late, but hey, you've got profit sharing... which kicks in after 5 years if the company hasn't been acquired and gutted by then.

Huge Red Flag: The Lines-Of-Code Delusion
Programming Agile Testing
2 months ago 127.6K views 1 shares
Huge Red Flag: The Lines-Of-Code Delusion
Ah, the classic "we want to exploit you but make it sound like opportunity" post. This CTO thinks wanting a guaranteed salary is a red flag, but his actual red flags are waving harder than a windmill in a hurricane: ✅ "Lines of code" as a performance metric ✅ Gamified "leaderboard" to pit devs against each other ✅ Mocking stable income as "playing it safe" ✅ Expecting "tens of thousands of lines per day" (physically impossible) ✅ Belittling testing and maintainable code Translation: "I want desperate coders who'll work 80-hour weeks chasing a bonus they'll never quite reach while I pay them peanuts." After 20 years in this industry, I've learned that any company measuring productivity by line count is where good code goes to die. The truly elite developers I know write less code, not more.