Dev-team Memes

You walk into your PM's office expecting tears, maybe some begging, perhaps a counteroffer. Instead you get the most genuine smile you've seen from them in months. Turns out they've been waiting for this moment longer than you have. Nothing quite like discovering you were the problem child in their Jira backlog all along. That enthusiastic "congratulations!" hits different when you realize they're already mentally reassigning your tickets to someone who doesn't argue about story points.