Dev-c++ Memes

Behold the dark art of macro abuse! This C++ monstrosity redefines every keyword with increasingly longer "a" strings. Want to make the next maintainer question their career choices? Just turn 'main' into 'aaa', 'return' into 'aaaaaaaaa', and watch their soul leave their body during code review. The only thing missing is the maniacal laughter echoing through your open office floor plan as you commit this abomination to the main branch at 4:59 PM on Friday.