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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Desperate Memes

Posts tagged with Desperate

New JetBrains Update Dropped

AI Programming
21 days ago 99.0K views 0 shares
New JetBrains Update Dropped
Oh. My. GOD. JetBrains is having a FULL BREAKDOWN begging for your subscription money! ๐Ÿ˜ญ They're literally CRYING and saying their AI can't survive on scraped public code alone! The DRAMA! The DESPERATION! The EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION! It's like watching your ex text you at 2am: "please bro, our AI depends on your pro code, bro..." HONEY, GET SOME DIGNITY! ๐Ÿ’… Next they'll be sending voice messages sobbing about how they named their AI after you!

The Networking Nightmare

Networking Vim Programming
5 months ago 205.8K views 0 shares
The Networking Nightmare
The classic "networking" experience on Tech Twitter. Guy just wants to connect with fellow developers and instead gets the digital equivalent of someone clinging to his leg begging for mentorship. The rapid escalation from "Hii sir" to "Please guide me, sir" in under 4 minutes is a masterclass in professional desperation. Nothing says "hire me" quite like prayer hands at 6:10 AM after being completely ignored.

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