Desperate Memes

The classic "networking" experience on Tech Twitter. Guy just wants to connect with fellow developers and instead gets the digital equivalent of someone clinging to his leg begging for mentorship. The rapid escalation from "Hii sir" to "Please guide me, sir" in under 4 minutes is a masterclass in professional desperation. Nothing says "hire me" quite like prayer hands at 6:10 AM after being completely ignored.