Dailystandup Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of every software project ever! 😱 Someone mentions "Agile" and everyone nods enthusiastically while secretly implementing the most convoluted waterfall process known to mankind! It's like claiming you're on a diet while inhaling an entire chocolate cake! "We're doing Agile" they say, as they schedule 17 unnecessary meetings, create documentation nobody will read, and wait for sign-off from 37 different stakeholders. Honey, adding daily standups to your rigid, micromanaged death march doesn't make it Agile - it just makes it waterfall with EXTRA STEPS! The audacity! The delusion! The project management lies we tell ourselves!