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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Dailystandup Memes

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They Are Rare

Agile Devops Programming
8 days ago 205.1K views 0 shares
They Are Rare
A daily standup meeting that doesn't turn into a 45-minute therapy session? Might as well have spotted Bigfoot. The image captures that mythical moment when a team experiences the euphoria of finishing a standup on time - an event so rare that developers react like they've just won the lottery without buying a ticket. Most standups start with "I'll be quick" and end with someone's detailed explanation of their Git merge strategy while everyone silently contemplates career changes.

Agile Methodology? More Like Fragile Mythology

Agile Devops Programming
2 months ago 116.4K views 0 shares
Agile Methodology? More Like Fragile Mythology
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of every software project ever! 😱 Someone mentions "Agile" and everyone nods enthusiastically while secretly implementing the most convoluted waterfall process known to mankind! It's like claiming you're on a diet while inhaling an entire chocolate cake! "We're doing Agile" they say, as they schedule 17 unnecessary meetings, create documentation nobody will read, and wait for sign-off from 37 different stakeholders. Honey, adding daily standups to your rigid, micromanaged death march doesn't make it Agile - it just makes it waterfall with EXTRA STEPS! The audacity! The delusion! The project management lies we tell ourselves!

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